Monday, September 14, 2015

Fons: The God of Spring now available

Go check out to pick him up. Only $79 for this 6.5" tall and 7" figure!

Little about him-

Fons is The God of Spring and the youngest of the four Fates; part of the pantheon of lesser gods. The Fates oversee the seasonal transitions in Dor. They are constantly scheming against each other in a sort of sibling rivalry trying to keep their particular season going. Unlike the other Fates, Fons cares little for the games and plots of his siblings. He is more content to bask in the simple pleasures and day to day joys of life. Sadly this usually means his Brothers Bruma and Calor are easily able to trick him out of time each year. He was nicknamed Driftwood by his favorite brother Tumnus for his carefree and scatterbrained nature. These attributes often come across as irresponsible and frivolous, but those who know him like Tumnus know its just Fons' adoration of life.

During the Forming, known as the Dragon wars in which all the Gods fought to tame the disorder of Dor, Fons was a fearsome sight. All the Fates carved stories for themselves out of the battles they braved but Fons earned the reverence of the rest of the deities during the Wars. His gentle nature hides a wild powerful warrior, a terrifying foe to face down. It is only his easy demeanor and kind spirit that keep his brothers rivalry going.

Of all the Pantheons The Fates have the fewest responsibilities. Of all The Fates Fons has the least of all due to his exemplary service during The Forming. His only duties are to the Spring, the Forest and the wild untamable places of Dor.

He is little worshiped by the people of Dor, but there are a few Driftwood temples to be found among the Berkonese and Great Bears of the North. Unlike some Gods he asks for no sacrifices, no tributes, no tithes - just a gentle appreciation of life and a willingness to explore the wilds.


Edition of ten with only five available online. Get him while you can!


Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Patreon! Sustainability!

Hey guys i signed up for Patreon!

Whats patreon you ask? Good question! Heres an answer from Patreon-
"Patreon is a way to pay your favorite creators for making the stuff you love. Instead of literally throwing money at your screen (trust us, that doesn’t work), you can now pledge a few bucks per thing that a creator makes. For example, if you pledge $2 per video, and the creator releases 3 videos in February, then your card gets charged a total of $6 that month. This means the creator gets paid regularly (every time she releases something new), and you become a bonafide, real-life patron of the arts. That’s right. Imagine you, in a long frilly white wig, painted on a 10-foot canvas on the wall of a Victorian mansion. And imagine your favorite creators making a livingdoing what they do best… because of you."
Since my projects are ongoing I signed up for the monthly reoccuring options but I kept the donations simple, afterall this is crowdfunding so I'd rather have 100 people giving five bucks than 5 people giving 100 bucks. Makes sense no? Anyway please go look at my page, I'm proud of it and its also funny. Its worth checking out.
Thanks for reading the longest blog post I've ever written

Monday, August 31, 2015

Fons The God of Spring Release Info


Gonna be $79 on my webstore sept 14. 5 available online sometime in the morning.


Sunday, June 28, 2015

Sorry its been a bit since

Any updates or new work posted but we just hut the road and im not making anything new until i finish up the ivory willos! We're in MD at this crazy little camp site but ive got electricity so im casting away. Ten ivorys finished so im almost out from under these. Im thinking maybe of an Moss Willo next. All this green everywhere is inspiring me.

Saturday, May 23, 2015


Oh man, watch out for sincerity ...

The whole point of the Dare to Pee kickstarter is about publicity. The art tour is to expand our range and get more people interested and we thought a funny/cute/puppy theme was the way to go. That being said we really are relying on our awesome circles of friends, family and outstandingly great looking people to help us get the word out. Kickstarter bases the way they promote their campaigns on the number of backers so a $1 backing from a bunch of people is so awesome for us. The tour isn't reliant on the Kickstarters success but its such a great publicity method that we had to use it but we really need your help to get the word out. If you were planning on backing or on the fence we would be pumped if you took a couple of minutes to back just a buck and share our project in your circles. Its pretty key to the success and the video alone is worth the few minutes it will take.


Dare to Dream y'all.

Dare to Pee



Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Once More With Feeling


Last Show in NY for a while, come to Habitat in Brooklyn (988 Manhattan) and say so long!